How did you guys spend your Halloween? Clubbing and drinking? Horror Movie Marathon? Halloween themed dress up parties? I know I'm a little late for this post but it was saved under drafts. Teehee!
Well, as for myself, I had an awesomeeeeeeeeeeeee time!!!
I slept throughout the night and played Pokemon Diamond on my Nintendo DSi during the wee hours of the morning. Fun, or what?! Heeheehee.
I've gotta admit that what I did was boring and it does make me look as if I've got no life...
On second thought... Who am I kidding? I DON'T! TSK TSK TSK.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.
Okay, its not because I had no plans. I do. But I felt sooooo tired that I decided to cancel all of them so I can sleep! Sad huh.
As you all know (I know you don't but I shall remain delusion tyvm!), I had a presentation on Saturday morning. Friday night and the wee hours of Saturday was spent pouring my sweat, blood and tears into finalising my report as it was also due on the same day. I fell asleep about 3.45am and had a wake up call from Claire at 7.18am.
I can't really remember what our conversation was but apparently, according to her, I spoke to her in Malay (I know, wtf right?). She then told me to wake up at that very second because if I were to procrastinate, we'd be late for our presentation. Aaaaaanndddddddddd, I asked her what presentation was she talking about and went back to sleep.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
So thats FML number 1.
When I finally woke up (Mommy screamed at me to wake up lol), I had to rush like mad! Bathed, got dressed and cabbed to school. Cab fare was kind of cheap, surprisingly. Usually to Namly Avenue during the peak hours is around $20-$25. But it was $16! I think the cab driver had forgotten to as the surcharge or something! Haha! Ahh wells. Not my problem right?
So on my way to school, I received a call from Claire. I answered and she asked me where I was because Group 2 is presenting at that very moment (we were Group 3) and we were up next. Of course, I was sooo shocked because it was only 9.20am and that there was NO WAY Group 2 had begun to present, let alone Group 1 since school starts at 9.30am!!! Like WTF?!
I couldn't do anything to help the situation get better except to tell the cabby to drive a little bit faster. :(
And thats FML number 2.
HARDLY 5 minutes later, Claire called me again; asking if I had printed the report - to which I said no. I swear, she literally screamed 'WHYYYYYY?!?!' - like there was a pistol to her head or something lol.... Ok, scratch that. As if someone stabbed her in the back or something... Aiyah, you know what I mean!
Of course I didn't print it because I've got no fucking printer at home that can be read by my laptop! I thought we've established that fact already! PLUS, we all agreed upon FINALISING the report IN CLASS and then printing it at the library!!! Must I refresh your memory, women?!?! LMAO. And then she asked if I've done the appendices. And again, I said no because I don't have the fucking surveys and raw data! I had to remind her that Nicholas had it and when we called/MSN him the night before, he was already asleep!
FML 3 AND 4!
I swear, the day wasn't starting out good! By then, I was reaching school already and I assured her I would go print the report AS SOON as I reached. And guess what happened? I couldn't open the fucking file. There was 2 Words documents to be printed. One was the Introduction, Background, Purpose, Methology and Scope. The other was Findings, Analysis, Conclusion and Recommendation. I don't know why, but I could open the first file and not the second when both was saved in the EXACT SAME format! FML number 5!
Called Claire and forced her to get her butt down to the library. We ended up getting help from Irfan too! Apparently SIM's computers are ANCIENT. They could only read the older edition of Words! Luckily I brought my dear dear laptop! We switched the format and printed it! While Irfan left us :( Apparently, in his own words and I quote "Oh shit, I've gotta take a crap!"
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Aaaand then LOL-ing at us because we were the third group to present and his was on the last day AND the last group!
Some people, just have all the luck. Grrrr!
John then came running to the library with his super ronyok (crinkled) formal tee, telling us that one of our group member was still not in school and our group presentation was pushed back! By then, it was already like 9.45am! FML number 6!
After printing, we literally ran back to class. It wasn't fun. At all. With three inch heels. While carrying a laptop and a Sembonia handbag and papers and my matching Sembonia wallet and my small pouch with all my cards and and and and I don't know what else. (Ooooh, by the way, I bought the new formal wear. Looove it! Okay, technically Mommy bought it for me since its her money and all but but but it was soooooo pretty! Though I don't think I'd EVER wear it again... I mean, the colour is BLACK-GREY-ISH like!)
Then our group presentation was pushed to like the second last group which was fine with me because I had time to compose myself and think of what to say.. And seriously, it was hard since I had practically NO sleep the night before. Like wtf?! Zzzzzzzz. I wrote my points on my pretty pink note cards (YES, THEY EXIST!! HURRAH! HURRAH!!) and, you know, recite what I've got to say to Claire. I was the Introduction btw.
So, when it came to our turn, I plugged in the mic and began my speech thingy. Everything was going on fine.... UNTIL...
I BLANKED!
I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
For the first time, Nur Nadiah Binte Anwar didn't know what to say!
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It happened like this. I was bullshitting confidently and everything was YAYYYYYY! Until I wanted to say this one point about how there was fake RMIT Degrees circulating in Singapore at one point of time.. And then, at the back of my head, something occurred to me...
I've said this point already.. So I told myself to not repeat it cos then I'd look stupid right and to go to the next point... And it was then I lost my drift and forgotten what to say and stutter and saying 'uhms'.
FML number 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16!
Gawd, that was embarrassing. I never run out of things to say :(
It doesn't help that the rest of the presentation equally sucked. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Irfan didn't help me at all when I came back to sit. He said I looked like as though I saw my life flashing pass by..... KNNCCB! So mean! T.T
Heh, I didn't dwell on it anyways... I went to buy a drink and my chicken pau and came back to class to Om Nom Nom while bitching about people. Its goooooooooood. I named a few people in class. There was "cute face, pathetic body guy" and "buckle guy" and "boobs man butch" and "ugly legs minah who tries so hard to be angmoh and fuck your alias Kim name wannabe".
DOO DA DOOOO! LIFE'S GOOOD!
If you don't know where's SIM Management house, it is near Goh Chock Tong (EHHH, is this his name? LOL!) 's house. At Namly. Where all the rich terraces/bungalows are. It also means, THERE WERE MANY MANY HILLS. Imagine walking down all those hills in those heels.. I thought I was gonna fall and roll down the slope, I SWEAR. And Claire was so tempted to push me :( Aaaand going home, all the way to PASIR RIS! Ooooh, the horror.....
The only good thing about it was that the heels was so pretty!! But the bad thing is that I developed blisters.
Gawd, the things I do for pretty shoes....
xo, Nadiah
